Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!
by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018
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meth fog

Stupid shit people do while on meth, thinking nobody has noticed
That fella is either stupid or in the meth fog.
by Nomlic June 25, 2023
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London fogged

getting so fucked up than you’re legally blind

also: in a hazy state of mind
bro last night was crazy i was london fogged as fuck
by peepoweepo May 23, 2022
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Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.
My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.
by wtfgwar July 05, 2010
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book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants
He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.
by mownkehhhhh June 11, 2011
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Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.
Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.
by Lunicus May 23, 2019
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funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.
Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.
by timmyhidthebodies April 03, 2017
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