starry events

A roblox event discord community, full of underage 12 yr olds.

When they lose an event, they start to mald so hard to the host, calling their event rigged

starry events: can someone sponsor me 100 robux plzzzzzzzz I need to host an event.

by Greenbird1010 December 28, 2023

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

climatic event

When your body shatters into a million electrifying pieces from an orgasm.

After that climatic event, I will definitely see him again.

by NRead July 2, 2016

thermal event

An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.

My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.

by coldandbothered November 20, 2010

The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021

Event Horizon

Thick hair around the anus or vagina.

Look out!" she said, "Your hand is being pulled into the event horizon!

by Hirsute Adventurer June 1, 2010

Chronology of Events

Is thus:

Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025