When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009
Get the Diet Piratemug. Something that every middle aged fat woman’s drink to make her fell heathy even tho coke is much more heathy and less cancerous
by Eggplant man May 31, 2018
Get the Diet Cokemug. The DJ Diet, as it's commonly referred to among members of the EDM scene, consists of long periods of time without sleep, drugs as sustenance, and (usually extremely unhealthy) food whenever you're finally hungry, if it's around at all.
Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
Obviously this is a very unhealthy way to live, but when one speaks of the DJ Diet, they do so with an ironic and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self-worth.
"Man, you look tired."
"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."
"Yea dude, been on the DJ Diet for like a week. Time for a cheeseburger and a nap, then it's back to work."
by Pothedd February 17, 2012
Get the DJ Dietmug. by Hellsangel June 6, 2015
Get the donut dietmug. by Shuaman September 6, 2018
Get the trump dietmug. Victim: “I just got my braces today, it hurts like a butt cheek on a stick to eat anything!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
by Pepsi_Patriarchy February 19, 2019
Get the The Brummer Dietmug. by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013
Get the Mac Dietmug.