Cuban cigar

When a female sucks the sperm straight from the head

She gave me a cuban cigar last night , it was wicked.

by Mamawolf0402 August 6, 2018

cuban slide

like grinding you take a cuban and do yo thang.

"yo you was totally doin' that cuban slide"

by icanttellyou April 16, 2007

cuban burn

While giving your girlfriend anal doggie style, you light a cuban cigar and put it in her pussy.

Girl: oh it feels so good
Boy: want more?
Girl: yes...OWWW!! what the fuck was that
Boy: cuban burn bitch

by oogleg February 23, 2009

Sea-sick Cuban

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

by Charlie T. August 28, 2009

Cuban Missile Crisis

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick

i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.

by Porkrhind December 21, 2016

Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

Cuban Cunt Cough

when a cigar is inserted in the womens vagina and she queefs and blows the smoke

My girlfriend Cuban Cunt Coughed and was rushed to the hospital with 3rd degree burns

by Max and Bobby November 22, 2010