the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Colombian cocktail

Is where you proceed to shit , piss, and cum in the same orifice or hole.

Today i made a Colombian cocktail in the toilet at work.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

Sourtoe Cocktail

A cocktail only served in Dawson, Yukon. Contains hard liqour and a human toe.

The next time we go to Canada, we're gonna go get us some sourtoe cocktails

by :-P :-P October 10, 2008

Farage cocktail

A milkshake thrown at a far-right politician, as has happened to British politician Nigel Farage. The Molotov cocktail of the 21st century.

Tommy Robinson better watch out, or they'll throw another Farage cocktail at him.

by tehfriendlyghost May 27, 2019

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018