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Brandon

An very angry kid who speaks fluent swearing. Enjoys misplacing his anger on things that no ordinary person would get mad at. Likely attributed to his probable small penis.
Brandon: "Do you have this Shirt in a Large?"
Store Clerk: "Nope, what you see there is all we have"
later on
Brandon: "I wanted to fuckin punch that guy when he said they had no larges, what an asshole!"
Brandon's Friend: "How is it his fault, he only works there?"
Brandon: "Fuck You"
by Schwarz77 November 25, 2011
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Brandon

A slang word meaning to ejaculate in an unordly fashion. In such a way that could possibly drown the targeted woman and or woman population.
by B-mizzy October 19, 2009
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Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.
Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*
by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014
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Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.
Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.
by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017
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Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked
Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean
by Vydro October 23, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon forgave my student loans
by tp217 January 23, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is one of those people that you only meet once and never forget. He might seem like he doesn’t care about you or is mean, but deep down he is really kind. He always knows how to make everyone laugh. Brandon can cheer up everyone with just one word. They’re always there for you through thick and thin. They are also pretty active. For the most part, they love all sports. If you come across a Brandon, your pretty lucky.
Brandon is really nice!
by Hello… July 23, 2021
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