butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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Blitz-meme

It's a meme that was made really quickly.
Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.
by Vencl_A January 23, 2021
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Get blitzed

Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.
“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
by Himothysnickett July 26, 2024
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Blitz (Mod)

literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad
have u heard if Blitz (mod)? theyre super straight with an exception for mori!
by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022
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Blitz

Used in powerscaling communities when someone can not react to the speed of an oncoming attack or attacker. An example is luffy getting hit by Kaido's thunder bagua in one piece. In real life people get blitzed by gun bullets.

A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
Luffy got blitzed by Kaido.

Your goat got speed bltized.
by Zkrane September 19, 2025
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Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.
“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”
by ZFree June 23, 2025
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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