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Bernie Sanders

A senator is Democratic but has many problematic views that would damage the United States. Make no mistake, Sanders would:

Take away your private healthcare and replace it with a bloated universal healthcare system

take away the first and second amendments(or modify them heavily) and replace them with socialist policies

ban ANYONE who disagrees with him or his "tuition free" college

raise taxes on everyone by HUGE amounts-not just the so called 1 percent

make your only TV channel to watch be PBS

the list goes on...
Don't vote for Bernie Sanders. Vote for Justin Amash.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!
“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”
by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019
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Bernie

The opposite of a scumbag
Bernie is the opposite of a scumbag
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Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!
Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2025
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Berni

Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.
Look at that amazing girl

Oh that s berni evrybody notice her

What s your dream girls

Dude it s berni.
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bundled like Bernie

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies
Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.
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Bernie

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