Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.

Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.

by HenBarper July 5, 2021

Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.

Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it

by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt

Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career

by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021

Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)

Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Bernie

A woman with the largest shlong in the world!
If you ever meet a Bernie in your life never let her go!

“God, I wish I had huge shlong like Bernie does!”

by Ayyyyyy big boy April 12, 2019