blitz

When one calls "dibs", an opposing person may call blitz, leaving both parties to race to take off their pants the fastest. If one is not wearing pants, they lose by default

I want that monster, DIBZ!!

Blitz!!!!

dude, put your pants back on, freak

by badazzzz June 13, 2013

Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.

Oh fuck Blitz is coming for the kids

by Tractor Party April 18, 2019

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

by ZFree June 23, 2025

Fan Blitz

An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.

Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.

by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020

be on blitz

When yo ass is gonna be on fire

“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”

Your butt is going to be on blitz

Blitz meaning on fire

by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020

Blitz

My favorite Youtuber that plays a lot of games and is also quite funny sometimes.

Have you seen Blitz's Hydroneer or Slime Rancher video?

by I hope no one has used this October 5, 2020