Wank Face

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011

Bag of wank

Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!

by marksladey November 3, 2006

wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.

Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.

by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016

Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.

steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank

by KevinMul February 4, 2010

wank

Anything good or positive. (Used as all types of parts of speech)

I just got a wank score on my test.
Her body is wank.
I want to wank tonight.
That wank car is fast.

by thewanksterofnooches December 14, 2009

memory wank

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower

by fonzatron2000 May 9, 2007

Amish Wank

The act of masterbating without using any form of technology what so ever.

My internet was down so I had to have an amish wank last night.

by lord of the snearch August 11, 2010