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Toronto Testicle Tap

When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.
Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.
by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006
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Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.
That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!
by JazzJ May 28, 2011
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testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
by Herman45 December 25, 2010
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Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 29, 2011
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testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.
Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.
by derrrr June 17, 2004
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Testicle

The Testicle was so easy.
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner
by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003
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