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Butt Testicles

Testicles on your butt;
something you need if you are any of the following: fuck ass, fat fuck ass, pussy ass, nerd ass, and basically any word that comes before the word ass
Nick: Pussy ass bitch stop throwing shit at me
AJ: What are you talking about?
Nick: Fuckin nerd ass pussy fucking fuck ass you play lacrosse?
AJ: Yea
Nick: Pussy, grow some butt testicles
by roid rage555 May 14, 2008
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Testiculars

1. Of or on the male body, and sometimes female body (but don't tell no one). A way of expressing your manhood.

2. A hippopotamus wearing a skirt.
1. We're men, MEN!, manly men, the kind of men that have big testiculars.

2. That is one big testicular!
by Noltons6 August 19, 2009
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how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.
so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"
by jason348 January 2, 2007
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testicle shitting rectal wart

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.
that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test
by trippmunky October 2, 2007
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testicleavage

a. When a man wears really small loose shorts and part of his ball bag falls out he is considered to have testicleavage.
b. When an exposed ballsack is observed by the general public, usually by older women who will then scream and run away.
Jane saw Johns testicleavage when he bent over to tie his shoe while wearing a speedo.

Often times testicleavage is observed in the locker room of the swim team
by Nalina & Adam May 8, 2007
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elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.
Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.
by b00zy September 25, 2005
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Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)
by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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