street tennis 

a game in which the fresh (ghetto) kids at the Academies@Englewood partake on Thursday afternoons

Nathania: So what are you guys doing later?
Laura: Going to AP Calc tutorial.
Wojokh: Street tennis, bitch! :P
Laura: But it's raining outside...
Wojokh: I know. Street tennis doesn't wait for shine.

street tennis by ShutUpLAURA October 20, 2009

Bog Tennis

A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.

Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count

Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.

Bog Tennis by johners47145 March 9, 2010

Tongue tennis 

Another word for making out or
French kissing

Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!

Tongue tennis by AbsurdFangirl June 27, 2016

falcon tennis 

Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league

Falcon tennis just brought home the ship

falcon tennis by Dust buster 1 May 28, 2017

Chocolate Egg Tennis 

When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.

"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."

Chocolate Egg Tennis by Bogbaby June 18, 2009

Camaro tennis 

When a poor person gets a lot of money and spends it a Camaro and then crashes it, thus becoming poor again.

Those crack dealers won the lotto and then played Camaro Tennis and lost it all.

Camaro tennis by Kyle Kman December 10, 2006

mens tennis 

Batting balls around with another guy

Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.

You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring

It really shouldn't even be a thing

Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!

mens tennis by Mandog098 February 5, 2014