taffel

when you scream extreme insults then you realise its the wrong person

1."ohh go beetleclip someone you dyke"
2."what you on about you cock"
1."dang that was embarrsing im such a taffel"

by daniel stockdale April 19, 2008

teufel nuts

a term used by a few marine non comissioned officers when speaking to a young marine

a spin on the famous name "teufel-hunden" (devil dogs) given to the united states marines by german soilders in france.

"Hey there teufel nuts..."

by marine_sgt May 2, 2009

Taeffected

Hehrhehrhehrhehehrhehehehehhe non no no no no risky risky risky twiggy wiigi.lisa would spit at u.and jennie would bark

I define that I hate taeffected lol.they prolly smell like jrrfvoolmnhjojrrfvoolmnhjopoo

by Chuushoepoo December 25, 2020

Sticky toffee apple

When a Caucasian man does a man with a toffee complexion up the arse until his anus prolapses and bleeds. The Caucasian man then cums on the prolapsed anus, and it becomes I sticky.

Illigitimate son: Daddy, can I have a sticky toffee apple?
Daddy: *Instructions not clear* *anus prolapsed*

by ToffeeAppleTaker69 January 11, 2019

wank toffee

1) a salty snack
2) a display of surprise or dismay

wank toffees the salty snack
ahhhhhh wank toffee

by Deaths_rat December 5, 2007

Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 8, 2010

toffee bear

one of 4 of the coolest guys in the world.

the toffee part is derived from the fact that this awesome mans skin tone resembles the colour of toffee.

the bear part is derived from the fact that he is part of an awesome bear team of hard yet incredibly cool guys. they are womanizers withsome exeptions.

see also; pombear vanilla bear and polar bear.

pomb bear: hey toffee bear have you seen vanilla bear

toffee bear: yeah man he's having sxual intercourse with that woman over there
vanilla bear: thats me done weres polar bear
toffe bear, pomb bear: dunno

by toffee bear November 15, 2009