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Munchausen Syndrome by Technology

When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.
"Check the cable?"

"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."

"Check it anyway."

"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
by jj_702 October 17, 2019
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Lebanon County Career And Technology Center

Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.
Look that guy who got ran over my a mack truck is from Lebanon County Career and Technology Center.
by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019
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Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
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Miami Valley Career Technology Center

Where you go to get a good sucky suck in the lake. Tons of hoes and goats to go around.
Dang girl you being such a Miami Valley Career Technology Center.
by Sexydog445 November 18, 2020
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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021
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southfield arts and technology

southfield A&T:the school where you can find the rich people at a ghetto setting...DO NOT GO THERE if you do you will get robbed out of your cromebook and your shoes,This school is so dirty people will shit on the floor and smeer it on the walls..they dont care about you and they never will...YOU DONT WANT TO GO THERE 16 fights in one day you might be the next ont on the floor on january,16 save the date.
southfield arts and technologydirty,TRASHY,shitty guards,racist teachers,art with shit

phrases;" aye yo what school you go to?"..southfield a&t.."oh hell nah you one of them"
"why you doing that?" yo thats that southfield shit..
by onlyonealivetoday November 2, 2021
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