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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Technology

Technology and change doesnt make everything better. Theres a preoccupation with safety in everyday life that wasnt there before the 2000s, and it hasn't stopped people from dying. People aren't designed to socialize primarily online or from home instead of in person. Technology doesnt replace nature, and theres danger that comes with nature, there always has been.
Nature is duality, it's not just female and it's not just male. Technology doesnt change nature.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020
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Azerbaijan Technology

Azerbaijan Technology™ is a f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ cooperate entity. It’s a startup founded by an ambitious 14-year-old Azerbaijani boy that provides a variety of a technological services solutions worldwide, especially through a widespread advertising campaign on Instagram. Currently hiring humans (optional)
I cannot believe my best friend works for Azerbaijan Technology!😱
by eggman nega May 3, 2025
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Lebanon County Career And Technology Center

Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.
Look that guy who got ran over my a mack truck is from Lebanon County Career and Technology Center.
by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019
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Extraphysical Technology

Extraphysical Technology or Technoextraphysics is a board area of extraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical properties and functions to make products and technologies. Depending of the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Extraphysical technology often works with the development of technologies that would work at extraphysical level and being able to use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical propeties and that could be used for several goals such as building an extraphysical civilization and turn humanity into an extraphysical species.
"Extraphysical technology is just really amazing, it's really nice to know that we might have in the future more alternatives to classical transhumanism and that those alternatives can be far better and far useful than classical transhumanism itself, despite it might take a lot of time until they are completely developed."
by Full Monteirism June 16, 2021
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Assistive Technology

Technology designed to help make life or tasks easier for people, both at work and in our daily lives.
An example of an assistive technology is a barcode scanner. It is used to increase the speed at which the cashier calculates the price of goods.
by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021
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black technology

Oh shit, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the fuck, that’s some black technology
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
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