Techno sexual

It basically means that you have a crush on technology...

Man 1: Wow that smart board be looking hot today. I should ask it out
Man 2:Why am I here?
Other man: Ya, he's techno sexual he has a crush on that smart board

by Bear Boi January 19, 2020

Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.

The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.

by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

Techno-milkers

A "techno-milker" is a person who makes videos on the death of Technoblade or clickbaits using some form of Technoblade in order to maximize likes, subs, and, most importantly, money. Techno-milkers will go into comment sections to lead people to their channels and videos. The channels who promote the videos/channels can be bots, or an actual human. Techno-milkers are, in the most part, greatly disliked by the community because they milk someone's death.

The fact that these Techno-milkers have no shame in what they do disgusts me.

by Rosieaves July 7, 2022

techno pas

Any faux pas by technical means.

Permutations:

chat pas

text pas

blue pas

dog pas - dog farts when your with new girlfriend

My buddy was droping f-bombs over bluetooth speaker in my car with young daughter present, a real techno pas.

by shanj1 January 23, 2010

Techno-Bling

A bluetooth headphone, periodically flashing the blue light, worn over/in the ear allowing wireless connectivity to owner's cell phone. A personal statement of technological savvy and coolness.

A: Uh, what's that (on your ear)?
B: That's my newest and coolest gadget...it's my Techno-Bling.

by Lori M. Norris May 1, 2006

Techno-banter

A good humored, playful conversation about new technology. Spoken primarily by those obsessed with new electronic devices.

Hey Man...do these guys ever go to the gym? All I hear from these guys at the 'Geek Squad' convention is constant Techno-Banter!" "Yeah...there's alot of electrons flying around in here!

by Dr Tom and Tam August 30, 2010

techno-tard

Any person living in a technologically modern environment who is either incapable of, or eschews attempts at becoming technologically fluent and competent. A person born in the late twentieth century, who despite ready access and exposure to devices like tape recorders, CD/DVD players, cell phones, computers, etc. is unable or unwilling to use or understand them.

He's/She's such a techno-tard, he can't even use a cell phone!

by Daisy HatesYou June 26, 2006