Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021

taxi hailer

A phrase to describe Roblox users who roleplay as Nazis on various games on Roblox, more commonly World War II era roleplay games. It references the act of hailing Hitler, similar to hailing a taxi on the street.

That guy is a taxi hailer!

by cacasafe April 26, 2025

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

Maxi Taxi

An upgrade on the Taxi Cab. Two in the front and five in the back.

How did Sarah get home last night? I heard she got a maxi taxi, but didn’t get in a cab

by Timothy Hardstaff February 1, 2021

TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.

"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"

by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019

Tijuana Taxi

To stick a hot pepper in the urethra of a man, and have anal sex with another person.

Josh got the rough end of a Tijuana Taxi after curbing the $7300 wheels on a 2020 Ford GT500.

by quackles July 29, 2020

Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011