The Hol Tax

The half of your health you have to give to get in range of hol horse players.
dumb hol horse players man, always making me pay The Hol Tax to even land one hit. Who at capcom thought this character was balanced?
by whotookCunC October 21, 2019
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Relationship Tax

(Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.

Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.

May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.

1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."

2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
by Kyzer_13 July 15, 2009
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covid tax

The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.
Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.

Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'
by MaddogTannin March 07, 2021
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The United tax

The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.
"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"
by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019
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Bacon Tax

Keeping a portion of bacon that you've cooked for someone else
Joe asked me to cook some bacon for his club sandwich, so I kept a piece for myself as a Bacon Tax.
by PsycleMD November 21, 2012
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parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).
Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.
by Riconator October 30, 2010
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Dickhead Tax

A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.

(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')
Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.

"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"

"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"

"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"
by Asunder July 03, 2012
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