tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Tard Guard

A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely

When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.

by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019

Twitter-tard

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.

Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.

by Ner-ack January 20, 2021

I.E.P-tard

One who receives an undeserved 'individual education program' or 'i.e.p' to help them succeed in school, when they, in reality, are capable of doing the real schoolwork. Many who are 'I.E.P-tards' are athletes or bullies. This definition does not pertain to those who actually need extra help.

Oh, you didn't know? He's an I.E.P-tard; he gets his grades handed to him.

by TheRawwwrrrr November 30, 2010

tard barge

Another word for handi van, bus full of window-lickers

Dude go around the tard barge the incesant window licking is freaking me out.

by team short bus September 3, 2005

Tardfarmer

insult implying you are "retarded", or your friends you hang out with are "retards".

You're such a tardfarmer!

by elseaelsea. June 12, 2009

douche-tard

Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.

"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"

by natedog2010 July 5, 2009