Sweater Vest

a sweater for old people and golfers. offten worn by preps usually with an argyle pattern.

sheldon loves sweater vests and dick

by sweatervestsarprepy March 12, 2011

sweater kittens

incredible female breasts as viewed by a male when their slight movement creates arousal

for fucksake those sweater kittens are turning me into Tony the tiger.

by Jim Cotter December 11, 2003

Sweater Dick

Much like whiskey dick, but in this case it is when you lose your hard-on while railing some chick because she wont take her top off during sex.

I am tired of rocking on top of you with your shirt on. I have nothing to look at, you are giving me major sweater dick.

by EddieTheNet April 23, 2009

fishermans sweater

fisherman's jumper n.

A damp, overly hairy vagina, smelling not too dissimilar to a deep sea trawler captain's wool sweater after hauling in a net full of haddock. 'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's jumper between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).

'Having been accustomed all my life to ideals of a feminine nakedness gleaned from classical antiquities, I was somewhat taken aback on my wedding night to find that my young bride had a right old fisherman's sweater between he legs.' (from The Memoirs of John Ruskin, 1819-1900).

by eggydip June 11, 2004

Cosby Sweater

The act of eating a large bowl of fruit loops pre-coitus, then engaging in a furious fuck fest until you feel the need to vomit. Just as your about to cum in her you jam your fingers down your throat, causing you to throw up all the undigested fruit loops you ate earlier all over your partners chest and stomach, resembling one of bill Cosby's sweaters. Extra points for yelling out " jello pudding pops"( in bill Cosby voice ) just as you cum.

Me and that skank bitch were fucking outside and she said she was cold, so I gave her a Cosby sweater. -Dubz

VOMIT HOT POCKET MEXICAN BREAKFAST

by Dubz Street April 4, 2016

sweater boy

You know the guy, wears a polo shirt with a sleeveless sweater vest, with his frayed khakis and loafer without socks. He always looks like he is about to play golf at any time...but he is at work, and making more money than you and is always stating the obvious.

You know Kevin, he is such a sweater boy all fluff and no stuff.

by nosnits November 22, 2011

Liquid sweater

A term used to describe the warm sensation of being intoxicated.

Kyle - "dang bro its so stinkin' cold outside!"
Jordan - "there is a bar just abound this corner, let's put on our liquid sweaters."

by Jphouseholder503 January 25, 2009