John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025
Get the Suburban Chia Pet mug.A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.
These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.
Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.
Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022
Get the Suburban Rapunzel mug.An adjective to describe those areas that are still within Chicago's municipal boundaries, but possess some characteristics that are typically found in the suburbs (especially the inner and "first-ring" suburbs).
Lot sizes are larger, houses contain well-manicured lawns in the front as well as in the back, a good portion of the residents are either city or county workers, there still are numerous public transit options but a majority of the transportation is car-centric, and most buildings are four stories or less.
Some examples include Edison Park, Beverly, Edgebrook, Morgan Park, Mt Greenwood, and Norwood Park.
Lot sizes are larger, houses contain well-manicured lawns in the front as well as in the back, a good portion of the residents are either city or county workers, there still are numerous public transit options but a majority of the transportation is car-centric, and most buildings are four stories or less.
Some examples include Edison Park, Beverly, Edgebrook, Morgan Park, Mt Greenwood, and Norwood Park.
Bob and his wife want to a buy a bigger house that's still in the city so they're looking in those semi-suburban areas.
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“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
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The area they described as having long, winding suburban roads wasn't anything like what they were describing 20 or 30 years ago, though if they got there or visited recently, they wouldn't know that. It was a city the size of Omaha or somewhere like Omaha, surrounded by small towns and long, winding country roads that few people if anybody lived on. If you went back one hundred years the city itself had been a small town in the middle of the country. It was only when people from suburban places like Florida and California wanted the area to look like where they were from and invested in making it look that way that it started to look more like Florida or California.
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