Suburban private life is that part of your life that you keep hidden, keep to yourself, or just generally do not want the general public to know about nor to be involved in. The suburban part is simply you are living in the suburbs, so your private life is suburban.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
It can also be the private part of your life (as above) that you would like to keep to yourself, but for whatever reason you are not able to keep it to yourself or keep it hidden. Once again since you live in the suburbs it is a suburban private life.
Ted Rimmel Jr's (me) suburban private life was absolutely laid bare whenever proof positive occurred that the rumors and gossip that Ted's mother is also his girlfriend were all true and accurate all along. Basically you could say Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life instantly became Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban public life, whether I was ready for that to happen or not. Ted Rimmel Jr's suburban private life is long gone.
"Oh man, Oh man, oh my. I knew when Ted Rimmel Jr got caught in the act with his mother that Ted's suburban private life would be no longer private. It is sort of Ted's suburban public life now, hahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
"Yeah hahaha. Just imagine how Ted felt. Sort of a double whammy. Suddenly it becomes known that his mother is his girlfriend. That had to be a shock realizing you have just been exposed as dating your mom, your own mom, has to be embarrassing. Then the double whammy that that nugget of news is way too interesting to keep to one's self, so everybody is going to talk about it over and over. Then the shocker Ted knew was coming, his extra hidden suburban private life was indeed now public. Poor Ted, hahahaha."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
1. “Oh you’re wearing Pink, that’s soooo suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”
Response: “... That’s suburban.”
2. Bethany: “I’m going golfing today!”
Response: “... That’s suburban.”
by iknowabitchnamedbecky;) May 03, 2020
A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.
Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"
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Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"
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by ChrisKola January 26, 2010
by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018
The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.
I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.
by Happy_Flasher October 01, 2020
a person, usually a white guy from ages 12-17 who wears all nike/adidas/gap/some kind of sports brand and shops for that brand religiously during school hours. disrespectful, thinks hes good at sports. reposts vary from religious ones to thug life female objectification content. says 'ight' unironically even in texts.
Daniel saw a kid dapping up a random kid, shove him, and get yelled at. he wore pink nike shorts and a white nike shirt of course. "Damn. thats some suburban thug behavior right there"
by tubby.dan January 29, 2025
An upper middle class person (typically a woman or gay male) whom believes they live their lives according to the rich and famous however are stuck in their grandparents ways in a low class suburb 40ks from a major city.
This person may hold events such as gender reveal parties, Tupperware parties and an occasional wine tasting to impress their other wannabe wanker friends.
This person may hold events such as gender reveal parties, Tupperware parties and an occasional wine tasting to impress their other wannabe wanker friends.
Person 1 - “Hey babes did you hear Tyler and his partner had a gender reveal party?”
Person 2 - “Omg, they’re so suburban”
Person 2 - “Omg, they’re so suburban”
by Mattyb September 16, 2020