your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!

Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

by Hooliganway April 22, 2021

FSGF (friend stealing girlfriend)

A girl who beings to go out with 1 of your friends and is a lil bietch so steals your friend from u.

WOw! WHAT A FSGF, NOW IM LONELY< THAT WHORE

by Snoop April 19, 2005

sprawling

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.

hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

by george the unicorn May 16, 2012

stealing lollipops

To exhibit a false presentation of one's character for the purpose of workplace political gain.

Buddy is the life of the office. He's stealing lollipops from everyone in the office to get the new Sr. position.

by Piddy February 2, 2006

stealing thief

someone who steals over the counter medicines. mainly robitussin, delsym, benadryl etc.

dude your such a stealing thief. you've probably stolen over 200 bottles of that shit in the passed 2 months

by Holdon McGroin June 30, 2009

Sapling

A young girl, usually 16 years and younger dating a grown man usually 20+ years old.

Elisa: *Points accross the way* "Sapling!!!"
Kenny Smoov: "Damnn she bout 13 kissing that grown ass man!! That's sickening!"

by Kenny Smoov January 10, 2016

Starling

A person how is amazing not a fake friend a friend how keeps fake friends away

My find Leura is a starling unlike Alicia how is a mean evil little girl.

by Madison Rubio October 23, 2018