Stanning

The act of standing at a beach or other sunny outdoor location in an attempt to get a tan. Most commonly done by Eastern Europeans.

At the beach in Varadero I noticed a large number of Russians stanning in the noon-day sun.

by ianvision February 27, 2011

stradinger

A douche bag from Idaho

My roommate is a stradinger

by knuj92 April 25, 2011

last man standing

While being piss ass drunk at a party, everyone pulls their pants down to their ankles and runs around the entire party. Who ever makes it the longest without someone tripping or tripping by themselves is the last man standing.

Jim, Joe, and Shithead played last man standing at at party. Joe got tipped, then Jim passed out. So Shithead won because he was simply the last man standing

by Thefuckingman January 29, 2007

(OTFS) Out The Fuck Standing

From military lexicon that combines the words "outstanding" and "fuck" together to mean just the opposite of the word "outstanding" Usually describes a person(s) or situation(s) that are totally and completely fucked up beyond all recgonition. Also used in texting shorthand.

Trooper 1: "Lt. BooBoo just got his whole squad captured during the exercise, but he escaped". Trooper 2: "(OTFS) Out the fuck standing"! Trooper 1: "What a joke, let's go smoke a bowl". Trooper 2: "Cool".

by sliptrip August 23, 2011

standing ovation

A brown arse length of such gargantuan size that on passing it you have to stand up and check it out (possibly to take a photo with a mobile phone - a codak movement)

You won't believe the size of this shit that i've just had - i had to give it a standing ovation

by Dave Wu June 11, 2006

Standing Wendy

When you are out after a long night of drinking captain morgan's and smoking ganja and you are with one of your best boys driving home. He tells you that if he orders you everything on the dollar menu at wendy's and you eat all of it he will guarantee you pussy. You eat all of it and he puts a blindfold over your eyes.Your standing tall and you start getting some of the best dome you have ever received. Right as you are about to explode your boy rips off the blindfold you look down and there is a fat bitch that weighs over 250 pounds sucking your dick causing you to puke up the whole dollar menu on her head. Hence the standing wendy!

Yo man your goin to be so pissed when you found out wat i did to laugh

Why what did you do?

I made him think he was goin to hava great night and he ended up givin a standing wendy

by tuna31 January 19, 2009

Straeing

Straeing, Is the art of packing poop in your
penis hole then build up some piss pressure
untill the cork poop shoots out and you try
and catch it in your mouth.

Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me straeing last night.

by kurzwe1l April 3, 2009