A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.
Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.
Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
Get the vanilla stir stickmug. A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
by crabfeet May 16, 2010
Get the stir friedmug. Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
Get the Asian stir frymug. "I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
Get the stir the crockmug. by A-trips October 30, 2020
Get the Shanghai Stir Frymug. by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
Get the stir your pastamug. Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.
I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.
by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013
Get the Stirring the punch bowlmug.