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Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female
I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.
by Fenksikas October 27, 2022
mugGet the Stir my saladmug.

Coco Stir

hey i heard that chick got coco stired by her ex.
by andy-joey January 8, 2008
mugGet the Coco Stirmug.

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.
“How was work, honey?”
Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024
mugGet the stir the cake battermug.

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish
He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night
by Dabberzzz January 27, 2022
mugGet the Stirring the lettucemug.

Stir Nation

a nation in which everyone stirs it doggy style
The stir nation is the greatest place to live!
by Number One Eight May 30, 2007
mugGet the Stir Nationmug.

shaken not stirred

How James Bond likes his martinis.
“For the gentleman, vodka martini, shaken not stirred” - from The Spy who Loved Me
by nlolhere August 5, 2020
mugGet the shaken not stirredmug.

stir fry chille pepper

It is what you call a girl who has got it all in one package.

Wangster talk
Dude, check out the stir fry chille pepper
by Scott March 31, 2005
mugGet the stir fry chille peppermug.

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