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Thinking

When you think about someone and you get really horny
My boyfriend is so hot, i'm thinking so hard rn
by boopsboopsinabucket December 8, 2020
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the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.
Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
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Thinking With His Dick

Going on a night out but not having a wank before you leave and thinking with your dick instead of your head.
Oh look at Shane thinking with his dick again.
by CFCJoe June 1, 2012
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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks
i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her
by logan2556 March 2, 2008
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Slinking

The act of ejaculating into your own hand and throwing it at another person for sexual gratification.
Janice loves Steve slinking on her tits.

Dave slinked all over his girlfriends face
by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013
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Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.
"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009
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