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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.
by Schreinn August 16, 2020
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Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015
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Navy Seal copypasta

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.
Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
by Zman12345 May 20, 2014
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flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid
I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.
by Grand Yee October 28, 2017
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During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"
by 10/10gay March 12, 2018
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Stal

A minecraft music disc, which is hated by the twitch streamer Jschlatt, but loved by the youtube Antvenom.
by Wildreaper924 May 31, 2019
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Stealth block

Stealth blocking is when an internet user is blocked by another user or by a website without being told. Many times, the stealth blocking will be initiated by a mindless bot that assumes you are a spammer using its algorithm. You posts might only be showing up for yourself (also known as shadow banning, which is heavily used by reddit and Google Plus), or maybe only one person won't see them (this is less serious and is most often seen on Facebook). This is considered a cowardice move by many, as not only is it a temporary fix to a long term problem (let's face it, trolls will find out when their b8 isn't getting replies and just make another account), but it often affects those who haven't done anything and just happened to get falsely marked as spam by an oversensitive bot.
1. I tried to contact my ex via Facebook to give me back my laptop, but I'm pretty sure she stealth blocked me.

2. My YouTube comments are now plagued with a stealth block because trolls kept marking my comments as spam and got the G+ algorithm to start blocking them.
by thisplacesucksass March 10, 2015
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