STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Steven Todd Dickerson (STD)

To be an obnoxious prick/hick, a racecar driving womanizer, who's has no problem plowing your daughter and or sister sometimes mom. You can catch him in the sticks or the boonies taking your sis on a joy ride. An absolutely lovely individual.

'' Steven Todd Dickerson (STD) took my sis out last night in his stupid car he is a fucking hick ass''.

by madmother October 12, 2018

Soul Tie Demons (STDs)

Usually in normal conversations STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease however with an increasing awareness of spiritual warfare, and evidence of Ephesians 6:12 we don't wrestle against flesh and blood but against spiritual host of wickedness... Soul TIe Demons (STDs) also referred to as a demonic entity's (persons without bodies) that transfers from one person to another through intimate friendships and most commonly through sexual contact. STDs typically causes soulish desires, obsessive thoughts, memories and an inability to end the ungodly relationship of whom the STDs were received. Without deliverance (in Jesus Name) the STDs may result in various emotional and or physical symptoms such as oppression, anxiety, insomnia, irritability, relationship issues, depression and in some cases lives are lost.

Once the woman had gone through a quick deliverance and in Jesus Name commanded the Soul Tie Demons (STDs) out of her, the obsessive thoughts of the person whom she received the STDs from ended and was effortlessly able to cut ties of the ungodly relationship.

by GODACLE June 30, 2023

you put the std in stud

A stud that has an std that fucks a lot of girls.

"You fucked my bestfriend and came to me? You put the std in stud!"

by URAWESOME September 6, 2011

she has about 14 STDS

Curt's college sister who, blatantly, has 14 STDs. She is a genuine butt-whore, I hear one a kind; however, her vagina is extemely loose because of years of sexual intercourse with beastly negro penis.

Curt's older sister is fucking hot, but that bitch loves that dark meat. If I was you, I'd go for something a little more clean.

by Benjamin February 27, 2005

STD

An STD is a disease commonly contracted by having sexually intercourse with another human
This includes gonnorhea, chlamydia, HIV and others

STDs can be a real biohazard if not treated

That girl gave me an STD!

by Anonymous60666 July 30, 2024

std

a word that describes you having a sexual disease.

ex. Miyu and Aria have stds. -too many of them

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019