Bot Status

The lowest classification of human existence.
One who is proclaimed to be Bot Status is subhuman, not deserving of any form of rights or respect.

Shut up Mitchell, you Bot Status piece of shit. Look at the floor and shut the fuck up when you’re around me.

by WARREN512 June 2, 2020

status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

bobblehead status

A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.

He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.

by lovesud February 24, 2012

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 15, 2011

Leading Status

The act of posting a vague, attention seeking update on your social network profile that requires other users to inquire about your status.

John: "That girl Ashley posts nothing but leading status updates. Today's was, 'Why do things like this always happen to me?'"
Pete: "Things like what?"
John: "No one knows, she's trying to lead you into feeling bad for her and comment on her update."

by Bestkeptsecret July 25, 2011

Jamar Status

Extreme innapropriateness. Showing up uninvited and demanding VIP.

Guy1: Dude I'm at the white house innagural ball, you should come... just say my name at the door!

Guy2: That is so JAMAR STATUS! How did you get in?!

by C. SNOW July 29, 2011