steady state

Aerobic training for rowing on the water, or on the erg. It is done at ~75% of maximum heart rate, for periods of 15-60 minutes at a time. It improves aerobic fitness, which can improve your erg scores, especially the dreaded 2K.

Dude 1: "Are we 2King today?"

Dude 2: "Nah, we're just doing steady state."
Dude 1: "Oh, thank god."

by LRFE January 16, 2018

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The Dangly State

Florida.

Dave: “The Dangly State seems replete with biscuit-brainers.”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

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State of the Ark

1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.

"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"

by Mulgie September 20, 2019

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Wayne State

Wayne State College aka Wasted State aka Wayne State Construction aka Why am I paying thousands of dollars for this my school is known for taking naps

Why did you go to Wayne State College (I actually love my school It's gr8 everybody is really nice here) (They're also really conservative so watch out)

by IDontEvenGoHere February 27, 2017

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spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh

man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)

by noyza June 17, 2020

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