One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
by ProMich December 14, 2011

1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.
"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
by Mulgie September 20, 2019

The state of existence when you realise life is meaningless, and come to terms with the pointlessness of existence.
In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.
Key premise:
We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.
In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.
Key premise:
We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.
by BJME November 6, 2017

Dave: “The Dangly State seems replete with biscuit-brainers.”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”
by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"
by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015

by Debanshu biswas January 7, 2022

Aerobic training for rowing on the water, or on the erg. It is done at ~75% of maximum heart rate, for periods of 15-60 minutes at a time. It improves aerobic fitness, which can improve your erg scores, especially the dreaded 2K.
by LRFE January 17, 2018
