scorgasm

when someone gets WAYYYYY too overexcited for a goal they have scored on fifa and they end up spunking on their xbox controller so that the buttons get stuck

Person 1; OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Person 2; whoa what the hell man?!
Person 1; I think i just jizzed over that.
Person 2; NOT ON MY FUCKING CONTROLLER AGAIN?!
Person 1; ooops?
Person 2; dont worry ill lick it off
Person 1; nice one
Person 2; wow, that was some scorgasm!!!!!

by fajjjjj December 23, 2010

snorgtees

A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly.

Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.

Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad!
*Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee*
Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard.
Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts!
Edd: Yeah!

*Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*

by Nooboob February 20, 2010

smorgasbord

1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.

1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.

by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010

Snorg

To cum and shit at the same time.

To have the best time of your life.

Do you think snorging is overrated?

Can I snorg on your face?

I just walked in on your mom snorging.

Excuse me, Mrs. Thomas, may I use the restroom... to snorg?

by Snorgasborg February 3, 2010

smorgy

(n) An event where s'mores are created on open fire and consumed with a large number of people.

Also, (proper noun) a specific event name at Stanford University where students of a specific class convene to socialize and enjoy music from live bands or music. This event started with the Stanford class of 2008 during their sophomore year in 2005-2006. In this case, smorgy was a concoction of sophomores, s'mores, and orgy.

The smorgy at Lake Lag last night was sticky and wet.

by cardinal band November 30, 2007

smorgasborg

A whole lotta shit dude!

It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"

by DeadMan January 20, 2004

smorgusporn

A vast variety of pornography.

Wow, you've got quite a smorgusporn on your computer.

by Damiano75 March 1, 2008