squirt boy

Derogatory term for adult “men” who still watch pornos and treat women like abortion factories

It’s time you settle down, become a family man, and stop acting like a fucking squirt boy.

by Justnobodyok August 13, 2020

Fire Squirts

Diarrhea that burns on the way out.

Yeah matt had really bad fire squirts, he was walking funny for days.

by Arrrrrgh January 26, 2011

Shirt Squirrel

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.

Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.

by SimianFriday September 21, 2016

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

square sausage

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble

I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning

by Kenh October 18, 2007

square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

by square friend March 31, 2021