Squanch

A shit (n)
The act of deification (v)

“I gotta take a Squanch” - Gary
“That was a Top10 Squanch right there” - Fish

by DaSquancher August 21, 2018

squanky

Acting in a bitchy, emotional, or weirdly off-putting manner. Usually a temporary incident, not typically used to describe someone's regularly demeanor.

"Sorry for being so squanky the other night, I wasn't in a good mood."

by Klark_Kent September 13, 2011

Squant

(adj.): The state of being short and rotund. Often implies a high level of fluffiness.

"Aww that fluffy pigeon is so squant. I want to cuddle it."

by supercrooper May 16, 2015

Squantified

The process of squantification. In short, it means: getting stoned as fuck. Being in a elevated state of mind. This comes from being squanto, an intelligent and wise being, which is our "high alter ego"because each one of us has an inner squanto. More specifically, an inner native indian. You may ask why squanto? why an native indian name? well its because if you smoke a lot, you are considered a chief. Feather helmet, loin cloth and everything. But as it turns out, it is all our own responsibility find our own native indian names. So i now ask you this question, what is YOUR indian name?

David: Hey bro, lets kick it.
Royce: What are you tryna do
David: lets go to the movies
Royce: with who?
David: me and mando
Royce: you and squanto? nah man, im not tryna get squantified today. i have too much to do.
David: me and mando! See thats squanto trying to come out and get his toes wet

by Royceee Rondum April 3, 2015

squanch

To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.

That mother fucker squanched our nuggets.
The guy on the couch is a squanch

by nugget master March 7, 2008

Squage

noun- a person with big tits. Who is awful at nazi zombies.

eg- Your a dirt squage! you cunt!

by theaman March 2, 2011

Squan

Where you take a knife, or other sharp object and cut a hole on a random area of another person's body, then have intercourse with that hole

I squaned her in the stomach last night

by 74 Center April 30, 2010