Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

AI Splotching

Verb - When AI image generators keeps having inconsistent color, blurred detail, and irregular texture, or “texture splotching,” typically caused by failures in fine-detail reconstruction or spatial coherence

The AI splotching from ChatGPT is really annoying.

The AI splotching from Grok keeps ruining my pictures.

by Hoosier DOPPER March 17, 2026

Snootching

This is the equivalent of "teabagging", except this is when a female does it to a male. She can also obviously do it to a female, if that's how she rolls.

Monica proceeded to sit on my face; when contact happened, I knew I had just been snootched.

Monica had just mastered the art of snootching.

by MDB311 July 18, 2009

Scrotching

A male relaxation technique, where one takes ones testicles and gently dips them in warm water, sometimes whiskey or deep heat can be added for that extra tingle

dude you never get stressed! and your sprem count in off the chart, whats your secret? a Scrotching dip once or twice a week

by breakdance1011 February 21, 2011

Scrotching

the act of a male scratching his privates.

Emma: Did you just see that?
Nathan: What?
Emma: That guy was just scrotching under his library cubby.

by coopscoop1234 December 14, 2011

Sketching Balls

feeling that something is "sketch"

Also known as "being sketched out" Generally used by stoners referring to cops.

Walking through a dark alley at night you might be sketching balls

by sQuirt May 7, 2012

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014