Spoon

Used as an insult, such as dick, douche, or even bitch.

"I heard that guy punched Tommy in the balls so hard, he had to go to the hostpital.
"Really? What a spoon."

or

"Haha, that Josh kid doesn't even know what an HM in the game Pokemon is."
"Wow, he's such a spoon."

by Nuetral October 17, 2013

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when all girls lie together facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

At soccer tournaments my teammates and i have spooning parties.

by oshlivia November 26, 2006

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Spooning

Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!

"After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting Ben decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent Jim over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" Ben replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!"

by Scott Esskay December 21, 2006

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spoon it

To make a U-Turn in an automobile

Hey, I see a spot on the other side of the street. Spoon it.

by hook June 6, 2004

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When spooning; the spooner on the outside with there back being untouched is known as the "big spoon" usually this person is bigger...The spooner on the inside with their stomach being untouched is the "little spoon" usually this person is smaller in some way.

While watching the 40 year old virgin, Timmy and I played big spoon little spoon on the couch

by quickdrawplay12 October 20, 2007

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