splair

to split and share at the same time

1.
Colleen: Hey, I want that tuna fish sandwich!
Kerry: I have an idea: Let's splair it!

2.
Adrienne: Oh no, I forgot my binoculars.
Kerry: That's okay, you can splair mine.

by kerryyyyy January 13, 2009

spladoitey

The worse possible outcome of any situation, if it gets any worse the dimensions will collapse and the whole universe will be torn apart and everyone will die and blow up in many different ways. The feeling of spladoitey is like lazers going through your brain and triggering every pain sensor in your body. Once you've experienced it you have to live with it for all eternity. Can be used as a noun or a verb and has several different spellings, but the main spelling is "Spladoitey." Pronounced "Spla-doii-T"

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to John?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he got spladoitey, is it true?
Person 1. Yeah. Poor guy.
Person 2: We'll miss him.

by Winter44316 December 12, 2010

Splabbin'

The superlative of everything good or cool or awesome.

Man dude, your new camero is totally splabbin'.

by fortzabo June 24, 2011

splain

Explanation

Thanks for the splain. I totally get it now.

by jayseedub August 21, 2018

Splaaa

Extremely wet pussy

She got that splaaa, my pullout game was trash

by Cfb December 23, 2020

solaqa

Solaqa is a tall person with major rizz he like rzzing up little girls with his rizz power everyday solaqa eats potato heś not from USA HES FROM IRAQ don´t forget hes a bomber!!! and plus hes the type of boyfriend that would help you with all your math homework

Solaqa a person with major issues BUT dont forget his NAME

by joshshdbfh March 21, 2023

splaffe

A cross between a spliff and an ace. Coined October 26, 2006. Traditionally, the two lines of the aces a 70s US term for joints are parallel. Spliff's lines bend out from one another, in symmetrical formation. Splaffes, then, feature one line that is curved outward, the other, straight.

Term coined while woman was not in underwear.

spliff + ace joint = splaffe

by kuygvkufydbv November 7, 2008