Spitting Cobra

After you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as class), you then proceed to:
take the jizz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the semen (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone's eye.
If it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!

After Sler jerked off Karl in class, he took the semen that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed SPITTING COBRA!!!!!!!!!

by Lunch Box, aka, LB April 15, 2006

P. Shitty

an adjective used to describe something that really sucks or has really bad quality, etc.

This word was originally just an insult for the faggot rapper "P. Diddy", but it eventually made its way to describing things.

1.)I would take you there myself, but my car is p. shitty.
2.) Man, your guitar is p. shitty!
3.) This is one p. shitty piece of pie!

by Uncle Jesse July 1, 2004

shitty dick

When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.

1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!

by Buck Bronko December 28, 2005

spittin game

tryin to holla at a gurl u think iz fine

lentz not spittin game he aint even get tamara digits yet

by breon April 25, 2006

shitty boyfriend

a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.

"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1

"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2

by lalskslals March 4, 2009

shitty city

(a state of mind) it's a magical place where people go after heavy drinking, and or a state of extreme toxication typically associated with a Parnado (refer to definition)

I'm driving to shitty city and i'm running for mayor!

by jesus_of_partying December 31, 2007

shittyrunfun

Shittyrunfun: Phrase made famous by Mac Dre. Means a bad case of mudbutt.

It gets dumb. You know how we come, making up words like Shittyrunfun. Shittyrunfun yah, is you with me? It's when your stomach is bubblin' and your booty is drippy, sticky , gooie. Smoke it with the looie step in the door lookin real raguie.OOOOOEEEIIIII thats how i sound. SO COME ON EVERYBODY LETS ALL GET DOWN!

by Dan Lee March 1, 2005