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by Paul June 13, 2004
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Spiderman

An extension of the penis showing game as seen in the movie "Waiting" It is where one does a handstand while being completely naked outside of a door or around a corner in anticipation that someone will walk out and see them. The consequence for looking at their junk is 10 kicks, while calling them a homosexual for staring at your nuts.
Biz: "I'm going to get Nellis with the Spiderman"

Larry: "Do it, he's about to come out of the bathroom."

Nellis: "Ahhh, dude that's foul!"

Biz: "Why are you staring at my nuts fag?!?"
by Jizmo Beach June 20, 2010
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Spiderman

When semen hangs from the penis in such a way that it droops down and attaches itself to the inside of the leg.

Mostly occurs while urinating after sex or masturbation.
Jon - "Oh man, my dick totally did a spiderman last night"

Joe - "Shit dude, spidermans suck..."
by AyePal December 12, 2013
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Spiderman That Hoe YOU

It is when you jerkoff, and right before you jerk off, you nut on your hand and throw it at a girls face then you run off web slinging
by Alenadro Jihad March 6, 2008
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Sexy Spiderman

1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.

2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.

2.) Dave tried to give a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 December 9, 2008
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Spiderman

When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.
dude, I was so spiderman last night.
by DarkPhantom March 4, 2009
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Spiderpenis

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.
Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.
by Down wit tha O.S.P. July 26, 2009
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