sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019

Reverse Sphincter Syndrome

When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.

Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.

by Alaliniti October 24, 2018

Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.

The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'

by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010

, sphincter

Use when writing a compound sentence.

I was walking down the sidewalk, sphincter then bam horse rape!

by [e-mail] March 15, 2015

sphinctickler

A finger or man made device shaped like a penis that is used to tickle then penetrate a persons asshole.

My girl used a sphinctickler on me last night and I practically went through the ceiling.

by JoeyBomm July 21, 2020