Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

Southern taco

A country woman’s juicy pussy. Deliciously devoured by another.

Hey let me have your southern taco for dinner tonight!

by Alicia Sheree October 20, 2022

Southern Ohio

The bar fight was invented here by William Bar. Fight and a person is only allowed inside if they are wearing cowboy-type clothing and has a degree in dikerin, snake rattlin, or goat/deer fuckin.

Let's go to Southern Ohio to drink some beers and fuck some deers.

by IllumiLogos March 13, 2021

Southern philanthropist

A style of facial hair. Similar in appearance to that of the Mutton Chops. The sideburns extend down to the chin, almost to form a full beard, then a thin strip is then carefully shaved down the asscrack of the chin. The addition of a mustache is strictly prohibited while sporting the Southern Philanthropist.

Luke: "Look, its heading for those over-sized Mutton chops"

Obi-Wan- "That's no chops... It a Southern Philanthropist"

by 156231586 September 27, 2010

southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018

southern smog

yellow clouds of pine pollen that clog the air in the spring.

Man, I thought you washed your car. I did but then I drove through the southern smog and poff its squished worm green again.

by crazy2 June 18, 2010

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce December 18, 2012