southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese April 30, 2016

southern generosity

Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic. An attitude usual found in people in the Southern part of the United States such as Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida.

Those strangers from Miami that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern generosity.

by GoodOleBoy September 5, 2016

Southern Ohio

The bar fight was invented here by William Bar. Fight and a person is only allowed inside if they are wearing cowboy-type clothing and has a degree in dikerin, snake rattlin, or goat/deer fuckin.

Let's go to Southern Ohio to drink some beers and fuck some deers.

by IllumiLogos March 13, 2021

Southern Bull

An adult beverage. Half southern comfort, half red bull.

Hey bartender, I'll take a Southern Bull.

by bikerpeace87 December 31, 2009

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018