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Situational Socialist 

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
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Smocialising 

When someone who wouldn't normally smoke has a cigarette just because they are with other people who are smoking
Person 1: Hey, I didn't know you smoke?

Person 2: I don't, I'm just smocialising.
Smocialising by dexter95 October 6, 2013

Socialschism 

The manipulation of the media to promote a socialist and/or progressive agenda.
The current socialschism is dividing our country by twisting stories to validate their policies.
Socialschism by Golden029 December 27, 2016

Soycialism 

A branch of Socialism categorised by large quantities of soyboys and Nu-Males. Integrates cuck behaviour into socialism and changes the focus of socialism to enviromentalism and lgbtq politics
Bloke 1: Did you see that socialist rally in melbourne?
Bloke 2: What? that wasnt socialism....it was Soycialism
Soycialism by LukeKemia September 30, 2019
Socials is just another word for social medias eg: instagram, facebook, snapchat.
guy1: hey she’s hot

guy2: true bro, ask her for her socials
Socials by thatgirlyuno9 March 20, 2018

socialist-networking 

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.
Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.
socialist-networking by Foznots March 23, 2011

Socializing

Being forced and kicked out into the cold, cruel world of humans, isolated from your precious self and having nothing to do but interact with the monsters nearby you. And then when you're not being exposed to this torture, everyone just thinks you're a sociopath or something.
"At the mum party, Bob was forced to be socializing with other mother's opressed children"