Snakeruptcy

Declaring Bankruptcy after going full Tiger King purchasing exotic snake farms (that involved the previous owner getting murdered) after earning millions in dollars over a sporting career.

Hockey Reporter:
Has Lehner been rehabbing his double hip surgery?

Vegas Trainer:
No, he has been dealing with his Snakeruptcy

by subhuffer February 6, 2023

old stoaker

An old perverted stalker.

Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies

by Paul Haggarty July 23, 2005

drip shaker

Staff or personal assistant to a high-level executive or elected official.

I just got a new boss, whose only qualification is that he was the VP's drip shaker.

by parisborn April 14, 2009

Pigeon-Soaked

Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.

Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?

by Hedry Gerard Westingson Alamo June 14, 2010

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010

high-socker

One who feels the urge to wear socks that proceed above the ankle and rest around the shins. Both nerds and popular people may be high-sockers. While it is very hard to do so, a few fortunate people actually manage to pull off the look and come across as sophisticated individuals.

Did you see Joseph? He had his socks hiked all the way up to his shins!

Man. He must think he's a high-socker or something.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

assault-shaker

When someone is so Triggered and salty over something so little and whats to start a fight over it.

Help! Theirs an Assault-Shaker

by sargey Dead November 25, 2016