asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 17, 2020

Sack snorkeling

When a person is giving head to another and they lick the ball sack of the individual receiving the blowjob.

My wife loves to sack snorkel

My wife is a sack snorkeling queen

My wife sack snorkeled me last night.

by Buckfutter1980 November 12, 2021

mirror snorkeler

A person who snorts alot of cocaine or crank. Very popular in the late 80's and early 90's..

I used to hang out with alot of mirror snorkelers in high school. They were always in the bathroom rolling up their dollar bills to snort their speed.

by boat crew April 29, 2011

Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Blue Snorkel

When a man uses a penis pump too often and blows a vein in ones penis. Making a blueish purple bruise.

Guys! I heard Jimmy has a blue snorkel! He uses his pump way too much!

by SunShine39 January 24, 2019

rocky snorkel

The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.

Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.

by Marty O 3.0 March 12, 2017

Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.

John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

by Billy Bong March 26, 2018