Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye

I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

Sneak-in at Burneys

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".

"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.

by Thugnasty7 May 1, 2015

sneak kiss

To sneak over to tour partners work and have them preform oral while on the clock. It's sneaky and a mouth kiss

I went to my girls work dressed as pizza boy and got a sneak kiss as a tip

by doneit August 22, 2017

Smenky

An adjective to describe something that has a foul smell or stench.

"That old abandoned farm is really smenky"

by ✨Terrasen✨ March 11, 2019

Sneak Stream

When a man fails to angle his penis correctly whilst in the seated position on a toilet leading to a stream of urine sneaking out from between the rim of the toilet bowl and the underside of the seat.

A rarer yet significant mechanism by which a man misses the bowl, often going unnoticed until clothing is fully saturated.

"I had to go home because the back of my legs were drenched by my own sneak stream"

"If the guy before me hadn't been wearing headphones and browsing Instagram on his phone, perhaps he would have done more to prevent his sneak stream flooding this bathroom"

by PS1_Ron November 1, 2019

Sneak in men

Said by only the greatest of men , only the holy ones. Used to tell people to simply walk into a room but said with a bit of swag

Metters: sneak in men

by AmericaSomoanSam March 17, 2020

sneak 100

Breathing into the mic now and then so your teacher sees your name at the top and thinks you answered a question
Doing something to get away from a situation without anyone knowing

*Japan's First Lady Avoids Talking to Trump By Pretending Not to Know English For 2 Hours*
SNEAK 100

by captivefreedoms September 15, 2020