Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
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A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.
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