Skip to main content

Schrödinger's Skirt

Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.
John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.
by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022
mugGet the Schrödinger's Skirtmug.

skirt bandit

Adj. Someone whomst has more luck/skill at getting their hand up/in a womans skirt or dress.
"She ended up sleeping with ol billy last night! That skirt bandit!
by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018
mugGet the skirt banditmug.

goofy skirt

female who likes acting ridiculously all the time and using phrases like "sounds like a plan stan' or okie dokie artichokie. also applies to men
Abby and Matt are such a pair of goofy skirts
by respectablegoofyskirt September 10, 2010
mugGet the goofy skirtmug.

men in skirts

men in skirts are cute
by GayPersonWithNoLife July 2, 2022
mugGet the men in skirtsmug.

Skirt-lifter

Informal term for particularly virulent female flatulence.
The woman farted. It was a real skirt-lifter.
by The Great Canadian dogfox December 1, 2017
mugGet the Skirt-liftermug.

Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.
Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
mugGet the Poodle in a skirtmug.

elbow skirt

When the upper arm is so fat, the fat hangs down over the elbow forming a skirt.
Hey. G! Look at the chick with an elbow skirt!
by Kaystorm16 September 2, 2021
mugGet the elbow skirtmug.

Share this definition