kettle speak

how the people of kettle run talk

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.

by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011

speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate

Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate

by diatonix February 23, 2008

Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.

Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!

by stereo_world February 11, 2009

Speaker Jam

A euphemism for "fundraiser", used by NA groups that choose to violate Tradition 7.

Are you going to the Speaker Jam at xxx group this weekend? They are trying to raise money to help keep the doors open.

by Amber Beedel August 13, 2014

Simea

The sweetest, most caring girl you will ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end. She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head. She's fragile though, known to break down easily even though she rarely shows it. She has beauty and brains. Love her and she will love you back. If you have one in your life, she is special and unique, don't let her go. She's one to hold onto

She is a lovely an nice Person.
Simea will be your bae.

by LySimea January 3, 2017

Sinéad

Sinéad is a beautiful Irish name these people are intelligent beautiful and the life of the party if you are lucky enough to know a Sinéad keep her she’s amazing and will always be there for you

Person 1: omg who is that girl she’s so beautiful and kind
Person2: oh that’s Sinéad

by vote la llor for president September 30, 2019

sipele

Sipele is a beautiful energetic girl who can light up a room with just the sound if her voice. You will always see her happy, but just cause she seems happy doesn't mean she can't be sad. She will always act differently if she's upset about something. But overall Sipele is an excellent choice for a friend, girlfriend, etc.

Girl 1: Omg Sipele is so pretty!
Girl 2: Right!? And she's so kind!

by Sipele November 28, 2020